Good Evening wrestling fans, internet message board losers and fans of PIW alike...|
I am Bobby Cruise with the introductions for this evening's premiere exhibition.
Ladies, Gentlemen and residents of the State of New York...
Professional wrestling is a sport rich in tradition. Traditions set forth by the manliest of men. Men who abused other men...men who abused the occasional woman..and men who abused themselves through substances like drugs and alcohol.
We are witness tonight to a man who holds close to him these very traditions...a true man's man like so many of wrestling's greats before him.
Men like Captain Redneck Dick Murdoch, Terry Bamm Bamm Gordy, Jack Victory, Beautiful Bobby Eaton, William Regal, Outlaw Ron Bass, Ray Perez, Jesse Barr, Bruiser Brody, Swede Hanson, The Cuban Assassin, Derek McMoney, Gentleman Chris Adams, Sean Waltman, Killer Tim Brooks, Jeff Hardy, Sabu, Shinjiro Ohtani, Angelo King Kong Mosca, Davey Boy Smith, Manny Fernandez, Paul Butcher Vachon, Maurice Mad Dog Vachon, Mad Man Scott, Kid Suicide, Scott Hog Irwin, The Psychopathic Prophet, Brusier Bob Sweetan, Kintaro Kanemura, Tracy Smothers, Steve Keirn, Gene Kiniski, The Crusher, Buddy Roberts, Dr. D David Schultz, Stan Hansen, Hollywood John Tatum, Brian Lawler, Pillowhed, Richie Rotten, Adrian Adonis, Marty Jannetty, 2 Cold Scorpio, Big Papas Fritas, Jay Paso, Wahoo McDaniel, Road Warrior Hawk, Road Warrior Animal, Curt Henning, Lex Luger, Brutus "The Barber" Beefcake, Vader, The Iron Shiek, Hacksaw Jim Duggan...
continuing now, men like Chris Candido, Ox Baker, Jack Brisco, Playboy Buddy Rose, Bill Dundee, Hangman Bobby Jaggers, Ricky Morton, Paco Loco, Joe Ryder, Michael PS Hayes, Andre The Giant, Gino Hernandez, Matt Borne, The Junkyard Dog, Dan Seburra, Sal Cal, The Original Doink The Clown, Chuckalicious, The Rapist, Brad Armstrong, Nature Boy Buddy Landell, Chuck Guillotine LeGrande, Dick The Brusier, Harley Race, The Sensational Intelligent Destroyer, Ray The Crippler Stevens, The Road Dogg Jesse James, Ernie The Cat Ladd, Terry Funk, Hot Stuff Eddie Gilbert, Cowboy Bill Watts, Magnum TA, Mad Dog Buzz Sawyer, Rick Rude, Axl Sito, Superfly Jimmy Snuka, Scott Hall, Eddie Guerrero, Raven, Scotty The Body, Johnny Polo, Wildfire Tommy Rich, Jake The Snake Roberts, Stone Cold Steve Austin and all of the Von Erichs
And following this tradition is truly one of wrestling's greats...weighing in at 155lbs of cold-filtered fury...the Extreme Drunk..the King of Old School...the King of Kings..the King of Beers..and the FUCKING GOD of pro wrestling and livejournal...Al Kohal!!